Mario Theory

November 5, 2013 § Leave a comment

So, last night (around 4am), my boss and I figured something out about Mario. It may have been just because we had been up for a few days straight, watching comedies while we worked, but something science-y came over us.

Have you ever wondered why eating mushroom made you grow or why they gave you extra lives? we may have an idea as to why… and it kind of has something to do with Toad and his kind. Basically, when you eat one of those mushrooms, you’re eating a toad fetus — toad stem cells, if you will. It may have had something to do with the episode of South Park, where Cartman tries to clone a pizza restaurant using stem cells.

Yeah, we’re retarded some nights, but my boss is thinking of starting a comedy career, but he wants to do something no one’s done before; and we know video games… so why not that?

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